When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype
When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them
(via prince-jason)
My name is BB. I like cats, theatre, pretending to sing, acting, pretending I can dance, and tumblr. Don't forget tumblr.
I fail at a lot of things, and that is why I am the fail whale.
Examples of things I fail at:
-dancing
-being socially acceptable
-not acting like a freak in public
-being normal
-putting on make-up
-making sense
-describing my thoughts
-speaking
No one fails as bad as this whale!
Whales and fails and whales and fails and whales and fails and fails of whales.
If you're a man, and are attracted to another man; you're gay.
If you're a man and are attracted to the Old Spice Man; you're only human.
You're right. We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well who knows?
-Meowth Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back
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I fail at a lot of things, and that is why I am the fail whale.
Examples of things I fail at:
-dancing
-being socially acceptable
-not acting like a freak in public
-being normal
-putting on make-up
-making sense
-describing my thoughts
-speaking
No one fails as bad as this whale!
Whales and fails and whales and fails and whales and fails and fails of whales.
If you're a man, and are attracted to another man; you're gay.
If you're a man and are attracted to the Old Spice Man; you're only human.
You're right. We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well who knows?
-Meowth Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back
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i just time traveled
don’t believe me? well look at this
u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer
yeah
(via froshianaki)
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
(via ohnoitsjanice)
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?”
He replied “Because I can”Because I can
BECAUSE I CAN
(via classyhoothoot)
i would just like to share some pictures from the pokedex of my favorite late ’90s/early ’00s pokemon magazine
(via ohnoitsjanice)
Dragon Painting process by *svetlania
Was playing around with watercolours once upon a time and accidentally painted a dragon, surprise, surprise. I’m slowly but surely coming back to my fantasy roots, mermaids and elves and magic castles can’t be too far off now.
This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.
Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes.
Thanks.
Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.
(via becausebrittanapotatoes)
