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No one fails as bad as this whale!

Whales and fails and whales and fails and whales and fails and fails of whales.

If you're a man, and are attracted to another man; you're gay.
If you're a man and are attracted to the Old Spice Man; you're only human.

You're right. We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well who knows?
-Meowth Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back

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Room mate: One day I'm going to come home
Room mate: And you will just be a collection of pixels sitting on the couch
Room mate: And you will turn to me and say
Room mate: "I have evolved into a tumblr"
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: yes.
Comment   areyoutryingtodeduceme   1347 ♥ 05.29.12

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

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Comment   edfreemaybe   8399 ♥ 05.29.12
littlestagethings: submitted by youwillneverparrish

littlestagethings:

submitted by youwillneverparrish

Comment   littlestagethings   36 ♥ 05.29.12

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

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Comment   onelifelefttolivetoforgive   76479 ♥ 05.29.12
sarkyfancypants: pktokoro: connormpreg: zillybooradley: this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious ^ um excuse me check ur privilege omfg

sarkyfancypants:

pktokoro:

connormpreg:

zillybooradley:

this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious

^

um excuse me

check ur privilege

omfg

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Comment   fuckyeahgenderfuck   12615 ♥ 05.29.12
there-is-no-pumpkin: princeofdoki: naoicryingalonewithpottery: ghostlypariah: prettyflyforaredspy: nationalgeographicnipples: codys-so-mpreg: omgtsn: mistcover: flynnagan: sorry-for-crocodile-rocking: wholockian-221b: Too scared to try… Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today. I did it Best adrenalin rush all day. NOT SAYING IT. Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg oh no i’m good i did it my god NO.. I almost did it but I’m rlly happy right now so no WHOOOSH EMOTIONS

there-is-no-pumpkin:

princeofdoki:

naoicryingalonewithpottery:

ghostlypariah:

prettyflyforaredspy:

nationalgeographicnipples:

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

I did it

Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

i’m good

i did it

my god NO..

I almost did it

but I’m rlly happy right now so no

WHOOOSH EMOTIONS

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Comment   wholockian-221b   6964 ♥ 05.29.12

gradies:

what if you got “SPOI  LERS” tattooed on your knuckles and were like “spoiler alert” and then punched someone in the face

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Comment   gradies   1480 ♥ 05.29.12
jkimisyellow: tyleroakley: Same. Mmhmm.

jkimisyellow:

tyleroakley:

Same.

Mmhmm.

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Comment   cassasaursaysrawr   8095 ♥ 05.29.12
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kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

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Comment   SoundCloud / Pentatonix   27471 ♥ 05.28.12

This is how I do homework

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Comment   nerdbuscus   10880 ♥ 05.28.12
meltdownnnn: you look at all this arguing over someone saying that the zombies were a punishment and then you have “i miss the internet” which is probably me

meltdownnnn:

you look at all this arguing over someone saying that the zombies were a punishment

and then you have

“i miss the internet”

which is probably me

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Comment   meltdownnnn   21 ♥ 05.28.12
sherlocksflybooty: atra-feathers: iamthedeadpool: scruffydontgiveafuck: rockstarninja: is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here. Verily I say BEES  Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

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Comment   rockstarninja   35186 ♥ 05.28.12
Comment   anxietycat   740 ♥ 05.28.12
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girlwithsillyhat:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

LITERALLY HOW I PAINT

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Comment   shavingryansprivates   23196 ♥ 05.28.12

maghrabies:

my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes

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Comment   maghrabies   14395 ♥ 05.28.12