February 2012
236 posts
Ethan Saulnier; listening to your problems,...
whosaidcrazywasabadthing:
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Ethan: *le friend got dumped by a dick*
Ethan logic:
Egg his house.
with rocks.
Billie: LOL
Ethan: Remind me why people come to me with their problems again?
Billie: Because you understand, and make them feel better.
By being a dick.
Ethan says: LMFAO
TRUE DAT
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
arosynose:
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
A+++
kiwibutt:
promo4homo:
tragically beautiful
OH MY GOD.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it pays my...
thatwasveryawkward:
What Color Is Your Rainbow? →
gamien11:
thedesumonster:
amateurcatalyst:
akaisoru:
abygonesummerday:
fuzzlekins:
e-v-o-l-v-e-r:
perfectlycrystalclear:
Your rainbow is strongly shaded pink and blue. What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate everyone around you. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines. You are a good listener and your friends are glad to...
Somebody hold me.
whosaidcrazywasabadthing:
i-am-the-whale-of-fail:
whosaidcrazywasabadthing:
i-am-the-whale-of-fail:
whosaidcrazywasabadthing:
Somebody hold me.
whosaidcrazywasabadthing:
i-am-the-whale-of-fail:
whosaidcrazywasabadthing:
Somebody hold me.
whosaidcrazywasabadthing:
flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
addickson:
howl stop having such a nice ass
howl im trying to pay attention to the movie
and the complicated symbolism and metaphor
howl are you listening