March 2012
February 2012
Watchpelicaneggs:
lickingdoorknobs:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
oh
bruce is that you
I like how everyone complains when something new...
hunterinadirtytrenchcoat:
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
Watch-idealidea:
RIP
The things my friends and I say:
Me: GO DICK TOSS YOURSELF
Billie: I'LL DICK TOSS YOUR ATTITUDE IF YOU DON'T SMARTEN UP, YOUNG MAN
**later**
Billie: That's not how the song rhymes.
Me: I will dick toss you so hard if you continue to ruin my humour, you asshat.
**later**
Billie: *nudge*
Me: Holy tossing dicks that scared me.
Billie: Nudges: MSN dick tosses.
**On a separate note**
Tassja: Greg wants a piece of your ass more than Benny wants Maureen's protest to fail.
Me: Nicely put.
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
assortedstufffuckyeah:
askbutterscotch:
...
Ethan Saulnier; listening to your problems,...
whosaidcrazywasabadthing:
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Ethan: *le friend got dumped by a dick*
Ethan logic:
Egg his house.
with rocks.
Billie: LOL
Ethan: Remind me why people come to me with their problems again?
Billie: Because you understand, and make them feel better.
By being a dick.
Ethan says: LMFAO
TRUE DAT
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
arosynose:
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
A+++
Watchkiwibutt:
promo4homo:
tragically beautiful
OH MY GOD.
samiijane:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With...
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it pays my...
thatwasveryawkward:
What Color Is Your Rainbow? →
gamien11:
thedesumonster:
amateurcatalyst:
akaisoru:
abygonesummerday:
fuzzlekins:
e-v-o-l-v-e-r:
perfectlycrystalclear:
Your rainbow is strongly shaded pink and blue. What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate everyone around you. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines. You are a good listener and your friends are glad to...
