No one fails as bad as this whale!

Whales and fails and whales and fails and whales and fails and fails of whales.

If you're a man, and are attracted to another man; you're gay.
If you're a man and are attracted to the Old Spice Man; you're only human.

You're right. We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well who knows?
-Meowth Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back

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iwillmakeyouintoshoes:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb  would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually fall into it.
That appliance still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

#everything you need to know about tumblr in one post

iwillmakeyouintoshoes:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually fall into it.

That appliance still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

#everything you need to know about tumblr in one post

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Comment   mikegoedecke   92721 02.25.12
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