No one fails as bad as this whale!

Whales and fails and whales and fails and whales and fails and fails of whales.

If you're a man, and are attracted to another man; you're gay.
If you're a man and are attracted to the Old Spice Man; you're only human.

You're right. We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well who knows?
-Meowth Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back

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Ethan: *le friend got dumped by a dick*
Ethan logic:
Egg his house.
with rocks.
Billie: LOL
Ethan: Remind me why people come to me with their problems again?
Billie: Because you understand, and make them feel better.
By being a dick.
Ethan says: LMFAO
TRUE DAT
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